-Are you tired of being a loser?
-Are you tired of your girlfriend screwing the target across the street?
-Are you tired of having to network your butt cheeks off?
No fear! I have a solution for all you imbeciles! You see, I'm tired of seeing the big dogs like myself from Wharton doing all the work.
If you want a job on Wall Street, or at a BB to be more specific, then sign up for a janitor position! You get to enjoy all the perks that come from working at a BB, except the money part! Sure you'll be treated like shit and have your girlfriend banged by the MD, but you still will be working on Wall Street!
I know the pain that you are going through right now. What if you don't want to be a janitor? Just become the secretary, I'm sure positions are opened to all non-targets, from Syracuse all the way to USC!
